I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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