I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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