Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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