He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
