Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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