Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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