Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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