Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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