Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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