South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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