So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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