i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Michael Bay diarrhea
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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