Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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