i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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