Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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