Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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