i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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