Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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