Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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