College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
FUCK WHALES
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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