just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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