My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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