did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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