I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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