It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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