I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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