It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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