I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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