I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Semen is not good for contacts.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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