Nicole vs. Life
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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