I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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