would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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