you win again, gameday.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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