Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
