quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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