At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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