Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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