Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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