should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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