Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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