girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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