Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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