Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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