So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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