I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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