we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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