physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We have started to decorate penises.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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