I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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