Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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