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(301): View more from Maryland

porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

we have officially mastered the walk of shame

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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."

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(925): View more from California

I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands

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(713): View more from Texas

Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.

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(206): View more from Washington

If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.

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Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating

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